Randal asked where the Bible says Jesus sat down.

Well, after I had my kidney transplant, I was too weak to stand and preach, so I would sit on a stool. When I was a guest speaker during that time, a brother—whether joking or serious, I do not know, the Lord knows—said that it was not scriptural to sit while preaching. I then referred him to Matthew 5.1 which shows Jesus delivering the greatest sermon ever while sitting down.

So, Randal, the passage that I thought of was Matthew 5.1. Did I get it right? Did I win something?